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Carl’s Jr. with Wimpy

He later got a restraining order from Carl’s Jr.

Remenber how I previously mentioned that Carl’s Jr. did had a line up of gimmick commercials. Well this is one of them, which is bascially clips of Wimpy eating burgers follow by an ad for their featured burger. I would love to have done their other gimmick filled commercials including the three stooges and the banned Playboy celebrities commercials. Unfortunately I neither her have the commercials or screenshots of them at this point of time. So I’m settling for this one cause, it uses the same formula as the Three Stooges one. Which Carl’s Jr. got permission from Paramount to pain stinkingly pick several clips of Wimpy eating a burger. I don’t even want to know who’s job it was to find all of those clips cause there’s 231 different theatrical Popeye shorts and a 1960 TV show which either had Wimpy or didn’t had Wimpy. Now for the ad’s summary to begin.

The commercial starts with a montage of clips of Wimp eating a burger. I would like to name the shorts these clips came from, but that would take me forever plus I’d have to watch every single Popeye short film in exsistence, which I don’t have the time to do. We hear an annoucer tells us that wimpy has eaten 15 burgers a day, everyday for the last 73 years. And then we hear Wimpy’s trademark quote “I’ll pay you a Tuesday for a hamburger today”. Kids today wouldn’t even know what that quote even means, well according to Urban Dictionary it means “The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter).” If you were puzzled by that quote for years, well now you finally know it’s meaning. Then we hear the annoucer tell us excatly how many burger wimpy eaten for 73 years which is the exact total of 399,675 burgers. But then the annoucer tells Wimpy that he might want to brace himself. Which we are then shown the Gracumole Burger exclusively from carl’s jr., ending with Popeye appearing on the Carl’s Jr. logo like in the openings of his cartoons.

Let’s go over that again: 15 burgers a day, for 73 years = 399,675 burgers! Let’s say all of those burgers were a Famous Star with Cheese(since we’re doing a Carl’s Jr. article), so if Wimpy ate 15 of those every day for 73 years it would equal to 271,779,000 calories, 15,587,325 grams of fat, 5,595,450 grams of saturated fat, 31,974,000 milligrams of cholesterol, 4.8,760,350 milligrams of sodium, 22,781,475 grams of carbs, 1,199,025 grams of dietary fiber, & 4,796,100 grams of sugar! Wow that means Wimpy ate 10,551.42 pounds of sugar, which is like emptying 581,547 sandbags. Keep in mind that what I just said to you might come in handing for your math class. But make sure your teacher will approve fast food as an example of for multiplication problems.

My thought on this ad, it was educational that’s for sure. Specially for someone who like the taste of beef for any occation. The style of the commercial is similar to some other ones for Carl’s Jr. Will I do articles on those, like I said if I don’t have the ad or atleast the screenshots, I won’t make on without either of those two requirements. For next week will be my first year anniversary article which will be about an old PSA about a Crying Native American and the warnings of littering our highways and streets. Wow, it’s been a whole year now, how about that? Until then enjoy the commercial below.


Happy & Carl Karcher

Here we are with Happy Star & Carl Karcher.

Carl’s Jr. has over the years used various gimmicks, mascots, and slogans to promote their food. But today, I’m going to talk about this series of commercials from the early-mid 90’s which I like to call the Happy & Carl Karcher series. I know what you’re thinking “The star of Carl’s Jr. wasn’t named Carl Jr.?”, fraid not at one point in time the star was a living breathing character named Happy. However I don’t recall ever hearing any body talking about these commercials so that’s why the name Happy didn’t catch on to the public. Which thus to this day people only refer to the star as Carl Jr. So I like to present this article dedicating to both Happy the Star & the original founder of Carl’s Jr., Carl Nicholas Karcher(may he rest in peace).

Who the heck would join a Turkey Club?!

Nobody uses these cards anymore!

The guy who made the establishment possible.

You know how Carl’s Jr. commercials usually are accompanied by gimmicks. Well this series of commercials makes fun of gimmick use where each one has to do with Happy the Star trying to do a gimmick for a Carl’s Jr. commercial, except Carl Karcher wasn’t interested in doing any such thing for the commercials and feels it’s better to just advertise the food and nothing else. The first four commercials had to do with Happy & Carl being interview on what they are currently serving at their restaurant, what meal is healthy to eat(which Carl replies the Terriyaki Chicken Sandwich), acceptance of paying meals with ATM Cards(Explore & Interlink for example), & the advertisement of the Dijon Swiss Burger. The rest of the commercials are set at either a local restaurant or somewhere else to match the theme of the commercial. Happy would often be seen trying to convince Carl that their commercials need gimmicks cause that’s how all fast food establishments advertise their own products these days. However Carl will remain loyal to what he’s doing cause he believe that customers will only be interested in the food and nothing else that is associated with the products. The commercials often have the slogan “Go for the food” and sometimes end with Happy going up to a Carl’s Jr. sign and turn into the logo we all know. After no more than 12 commercials, this series quickly went off the air, sometime in the mid 90’s. Carl’s Jr. went on to doing commercials entirely based on gimmicks, something that Happy Star would have love to see. But unfortunately Happy was never used again in any future Carl’s Jr. commercials. Today it seem hard to believe that Carl’s Jr. used to have a mascot for their company that also serve as their logo.

This is nothing compared to Chef Emeril

Come on Carl, you want to make us look bad in this business.

Ah, man! Carl what did you just say to them NOW!

I was probably the only kid who knew these commercials existed at the time, cause I don’t recall any kid at my school talking about Happy the Star or even address the logo of the restaurant as Happy for that matter. Sure they know the McDonald Land & McWorld commercial series, but not this series except for the old “If it doesn’t go over the place, it doesn’t belong on your face” slogan for Carl’s Jr.(yeah it does sound nasty for a slogan). Which is why this series of commercials are more than qualified to be on this blog. The reason why these commercials were special, was because they were well written and did something that was rare at the time which was making fun of gimmick filled commercials. Not to mention this was one of the fewest commercials I’ve seen that had Carl Karcher in them, the only other fast food founders I’ve seen that star in their own commercials are Dave Thomas of Wendy’s & The Colonel of KFC. There’s not much to be said about the background on these commercials or even the info on the voice actors besides Carl himself. The animation consists of water colors which at the time was a common thing to see in artwork of the 90’s cause the moment you see these commercials you’ll already say “It’s the 90’s” right when it starts.

Thank you, thrill-meister.

Happy watching Passion Island.

Happy's nephew.

So there you have it, the shocking truth that the star had a name. I’ll do another Carl’s Jr. article sometime in the future, but for now I have some really good articles to write-up for the rest of this month and next month. Since there’s so many video game commercials, I would like to do an article on an Atari commercial which is next week. While the Atari commercial will be none other than the Mario Brothers! Believe it or not, there used to be Nintendo based games made for Atari before Atari had financial problems for their own consoles. Until then enjoy the commercials below this paragraph.

Happy's job to be the sign for the restrarunt

A clean slogan that says it all.

This Carl's Jr. is the cleanest one you'll ever visit.